regrettably broken fingers

With his arms outstretched.

He really gave it his all.

(Source: vieja-solar, via fuckyeah1990s)

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I hope the Patrick that exists six and a half hours from now remembers that there’s food in the fridge to eat for breakfast.

Call from wholesaler about a connection for City to Bay Fun Run

Wholesale:

The tech is on site, he's trying to run the cable to the pit

Me:

I bet he is.

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(Source: wow-hate, via fyeahcanines)