regrettably broken fingers

With his arms outstretched.

"Simpson Scandal Update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!”

That’s only half true!

James Brown was singing ‘Please, Please, Please’ for seven years before it was recorded. That puts a lot of stuff in perspective.



Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

"The tragedy of that poor boy’s life is not the realization that he’s not the grand prize he’s assumed, but that he’s not even second place."

(via dogxshit)

Can I help you.
This is when I get proud of Australia.
Achievement unlocked: become your dad.

(Source: ThisisNicolai, via bosxe)

oddlittlehuman said: Could you fill me in on what fringe is please?

Adelaide Fringe Festival, one of the biggest in the world.

I love my giiiiiirrrrlllllll!